a whole lot of space

just came back from a walk outside..it was yet another normal day wen i had nothing to do...have had enough of these now..i hear people wanting 3-4 sundays per week, but when u've been having a sunday everyday for a month..its not very good...
so did d usual stuff..got up late..yellled at my little sis..apprantly..she didn like the idea of me tying up both her pony tails while she was asleep last night..but i thoought that was qiute neat coz she didn fell a thing while i was at it...threw all the banana peals ito my neighbours backyard...then bugged mom..to the extent that she said ki i coundnt be her son. This is how the conversation went:

mom(almost into tears): you cant be my son. i still remeber the day at d hospital when i 1st saw u..u were so cute..tender..looking handsome already..n i said to myself "aila..another tom, cruise in the making"..n now look at u..turning into a bhoot, straight out of a B grade ramsay movie. why the hell did i take u to dat kumbh mela when u were 10 dyas old..u must have got exchanged..

me(with a quick check in the mirror) : yeah..i also feel the same...coz wen i 1st saw you in the hospital..i said wow...my mommy looks like hema malini..n now with an overdoze of ekta kapoor soaps..u like that chachi from sita aur gita...yeah that kumbh mela turned out to be a disaster

d weather is rather good these days after the rains..n sky looked very clear which is rare thing for poeple living in delhi and it brought back fond memories of my childhood, when all i wanted to do was become an astronomer. used to stare at the sky for long hours in the night...tried to do dat during the day once..n just managed to avoid a crow shitting on my face...so night seemed to be the best time for this buddying astronomer..coz u could actually see stars during the night..and also..no crows flying around shitting on people's faces...but an age when my carrer plans changed at frequency at which tulsi starts crying in kyuonki...astronomy just remained a hobby..
but all dis stuff is actually quite fascinating...just think abt it..there r abt 100billion stars in every galaxy and dere abt 100billion galaxies in space..so even if 0.001% of stars have planets around supproting life...dere could more of these weired things like me..suddenly i don feel alone..also each galaxy just like our very own milky way is so vast..dat like travelling at 3lakh kmph takes many many years to pass it..n u thought that poor old adnam sami was huge!!....

and then dere r the black holes..no..i'm not talking about ur nostrills...black holes form wen huge stars die..in short a black hole is aplace where gravity has gone mad..nothing can escape it..not evn light...if u manage to get into one ..ur head n ur legs wil be torn apart and thrown in opposite directions..while the rest of ur body will be trying to figure out which part to follow...would be nice to throw Sharma uncle(living 2 flours above me) into it though..doesent lets me even catch a glimpse of his daughter ..who btw is a raell hottie

well this is turning out to be a lecture in astronomy...so i'l just cut the crap

my sister is sleeping...what shud i do 2nite..perhaps oil painting her hair(i hope u understand my obsession with hair..if not..read my 1st post)...just 2day she was talking abt getting her hair coloured...i'll do it for her..n impress mom by saving her a whole lot of money..time to wake up the artist in me...mf hussain..here i come